NEW! NIPPLE-SHAPED! DOORBELL!
5 years of homeownership, and for only the first 2 months did our old doorbell work. 1 new transformer, new chime, and doorbell nipple later… DING DONG, BABY! DIIING DOONNNG!

NEW! NIPPLE-SHAPED! DOORBELL!
5 years of homeownership, and for only the first 2 months did our old doorbell work. 1 new transformer, new chime, and doorbell nipple later… DING DONG, BABY! DIIING DOONNNG!

Okay, I was all excited to see this nipple bell based on your tweet. But I have to say — I am disappointed, not to mention, puzzled. If that is a nipple, what the hell is with the inversion around the areola area. Srsly.
It is, though, I fine looking doorbell. A working doorbell. . . hmmm. . . now there is something we have never considered.
does this mean you have a kitchen light?
@Kelly I know by shouting NIPPLE enough I probably did convince some that I actually procured one of those fake-o female anatomy buzzers… alas, I apologize for getting your hopes up.
@ditdit OH HECK YAH, it’s only taken us 15 months to FIX IT. Gosh, that’s embarrassing to admit.
glad you can see…