Here’s the wee destroyer, triumphant over her latest kill.

And now, I must call “Babies ‘R’ Rid-DAMN-diculouslyExpensive” and hassle their furniture department about my weak-slatted crib, only to be told “I’m sorry, but there is nothing we can do about it” culminating in either me sobbing in defeat or threatening to call my lawyer. Seriously, folks. A 15-month-old girl child should not be able to break a wooden slat.
On second thought, what have I been feeding her?
Reese looks pretty proud of herself, or maybe she thinks its a Star Wars Light Saber !
OH NO! Which crib did you have? We bought Aiden’s from Babies-R-us too! waaahh.
We bought a Babi Italia Sandstone Contempo or something like that. I’ve since called up LaJobi Industries and just like THAT they are sending me a whole new rail.
Didn’t even have to cry. Not once.
Update: The rail came in Saturday. It’s broken.
GAHHHHHH