Small Fry is just so close to forward mobility. I really have tried to baby-proof the living room, but it resulted in me getting an outlet safety device completely stuck in one of our few outlets. That outlet is baby-proofed, all right. It is also now parent-proofed.
Anyway, I think I’ve given birth to the single most squiggly baby ever. She does NOT stay still, and she won’t be happy until she’s explored every nook and cranny of each room in the house.
Do they sell baby-proofing for nooks and crannys at Babies “R” Expensive? And will I have to explain what a cranny is? Because I might get slapped.
