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Banks DO Honor Half-Eaten Paychecks

THE INFANT. She strikes again, inflicting slobbery, paper-chewing destruction wherever she goes.  Today, she found my “tote du jour” (which is French for “inexpensive Target canvas diaper bag of the day”) and proceeded to carefully remove each item from inside the bag but not before placing each item in her mouth first.

Guess what!

She found my paycheck.  And she chewed it.  Relishing every pulpy moment, I’d wager.

Fortunately, she seemed to only mostly destroy the protective paper envelope.  The check itself was in acceptable condition upon deposit this morning.  Moist, yes, but still acceptable.

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